Blogs People Love

I have it on good authority that people love to read blogs about things Andrew Sullivan puts in his anus. I wouldn't really know about such things, though.

My New Lady Friend

Yes, the rumors are true! I have a new special girl. Here she is!



Isn't she lovely? We're going out today on a picnic with her adorable cousins:

A picture

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I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday for a Hummer Today

After talking to a couple of people the voices in my head, I realize that this blog makes little or no sense and has some inside references. Not that I really give a crap.

I Have a Prominent Adam's Apple.

I just noticed.

Cold Sore

I thought I had a cold sore, but it was just a piece of chocolate from an Entenmann's chocolate chip cookie. Man, those things are good.

A thousand pardons, but blogging will be light. If you count on this blog to fill the voids in your sad existence, well, I'm sorry.